Romeo: Hey I just met you
Romeo: And this is crazy
Romeo: But I saw you at your dad's party that I wasn't supposed to attend and I thought you were pretty cute so I followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and I found out you were a Capulet and got bummed so I snuck into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though I wanted to bone Rosaline like two scenes ago.
Romeo: So marry me maybe